chilled:

caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

 

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caramellsamosa:

Complimenting my friends like

image

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givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

schweiber:

*to the tune of “our house”* I’m DRUNK in the middle of the WEEK

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

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alphascum:

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

catedrals:

my favorite movie

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beavercop:

melleigh:

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

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Kristen Stewart photographed by Sebastian Kim for Vanity Fair

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